Hey hey hey!
So the other day i’m at school, giving a pedi and a mani, and at the end of all my hard labor the chick goes “Just so you know, your breast rubbed my foot the whole time..” Really? I didn’t realize that MY breast could RUB anything! Let alone your foot… she was totally trying to cop a feel with her toesies!! Let me tell you, that was like the 2nd weirdest convo i’ve ever had… comes in right behind the one i had to have when my mom walked in on me and the boyfriend, and i had to have a 5 min conversation with her and pretend like everything was cool and that Adam wasn’t hitting 5 min earlier!! AWFUL!! That totally ruined the angel image i’ve been trying to pull off for the last 22 years! The best part is that good ol’ moms still cracks jokes every now and then about the time she walked in on her daughter screaming “F*** me Adam!!” Good stuff!
hahahaha… ew