Your breast rubbed my foot May 1, 2008

Hey hey hey!

So the other day i’m at school, giving a pedi and a mani, and at the end of all my hard labor the chick goes “Just so you know, your breast rubbed my foot the whole time..” Really? I didn’t realize that MY breast could RUB anything! Let alone your foot… she was totally trying to cop a feel with her toesies!! Let me tell you, that was like the 2nd weirdest convo i’ve ever had… comes in right behind the one i had to have when my mom walked in on me and the boyfriend, and i had to have a 5 min conversation with her and pretend like everything was cool and that Adam wasn’t hitting 5 min earlier!! AWFUL!! That totally ruined the angel image i’ve been trying to pull off for the last 22 years! The best part is that good ol’ moms still cracks jokes every now and then about the time she walked in on her daughter screaming “F*** me Adam!!” Good stuff!

First Blog.. April 30, 2008

Hello everyone

I have no idea what to write on this thing, but according to sarah (she will be referred to many many times in my “blogs”) you are supposed to talk about your feelings. That’s why i thought i was in a relationship?!?! Bore this poop out of my boyfriend by talking about how much i miss him and lame girl stuff like that. But now i get to bore the entire world! LUCKY YOU! Here are some ppl that will be refered to quite often in my blog posts.

Sarah- 1 of 3 best friends, also my soon-to-be roomie

Adam/Bubbs- the boyfriend, 2 years.

Katie- another 1 out of 3 of my BFFs, she’s getting married in 09 and she’s trying to grow out her hair.

Ally- Another BFF, been friends for like 12 years, she has the most amazingly beautiful little girl!

Christin- My buddy! Getting married this summer to an old friend of mine. ABSOLUTELY PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER!

SCBC- This is the Beauty School i go to…

Britney Spears- LOVE HER.

Adam/little brother- This is my little brother, he is currently serving in Iraq, yeah you’re welcome for that freedom.

Mom- She’s my mom, and she’s cool shiz

Randoms- people i speak of randomly.

Yep in Beauty School, working full time and slitting my wrists on the side. It’s hard especially since my school is 45 min away, and the gas prices have me bent over and they are deep!!

My friends and family mean a lot to me, it’s taken me awhile to appreciate the important ppl in my life, but now that i have it will never stop.

I think that’s enough for now. Enjoy!